Hi, (Your Name)! I'm Stephen Allen. It's so nice to meet you!
let's talk inside
Oh! No... no thanks! I was actually in The Venus Club already and had a bit much to drink - I'm so nervous about meeting you! Although, I think I'm a little bit tipsy now...
Anyway, thanks for meeting me. When Uncle Thurgood - he's not my real uncle, mind you - told me you wanted to be in my musical, I was shocked that you'd even heard of it! Where... did you hear about it?
1. you're so young!
2. agent told me
1. Well... I may only be eightee - twenty one, but I started college when I was twelve! Who are you to - I'm sorry... that's a sensitive issue with me.
2. Your agent must have worked hard to have dug up my little play! Lucky me!
So... tell me about yourself - I mean, before you were famous.
a. make up story
b. tell the truth
a. Really? I thought Penzias and Wilson discovered that. You've led an amazing life - and been through a lot! I had no idea...
My musical, "Ephebicion," kind of fits some of that. I mean, about struggling as a youth and trying to overcome adversity.
You know, a lot of people would say my life's interesting if they knew that Wendy also dated my foster mother - oops!
I shouldn't have said that. I have had too much to drink! Please don't tell anyone that my wife also... dated my foster parent; it could ruin her...
secret is safe
b. You've come a long way! "Ephebicion," my musical, sort of has some of that in it - the struggles of growing up.
You know, a lot of people would say my life's been interesting if they knew that Wendy dated my foster father before marrying me - oops!
I shouldn't have said that. I have had too much to drink! Please don't tell anyone that Wendy is also... my foster parent; it could ruin her...
secret is safe
Thank you! I'm so stupid! I'll never drink again. I should go, but I would love it if you starred in Ephebicion. We debut in 12 hours - I'll have Uncle Thurgood get in touch with your agent. ok